Tuesday, October 18, 2011

SCLQ: A website I like

Today I want to show my appreciation for one of the most hilarious and amazing websites out there..John Acuff's "Stuff Christians Like." Which goes perfectly with the theme of "Stuff I like."
Here is a link to the website:  http://www.jonacuff.com/stuffchristianslike/
Go there and check it out. The list is quite extensive, and it discusses such important items as 
  • Rob Bell (#28- please note that this was pre Love Wins)
  • Metrosexual Worship Leaders (#43)
  • Disguising Gossip as Prayer (#81..you know people who do this!)
  • Using "Let me pray about it" as a synonym for "No" (#116)
  • Breaking up after a retreat (#154)
  • Using "Love on" As a Verb (#192)
  • Fearing the Rapture would come before you lost your virginity (#64)
Those are just a few favorites. Now I haven't exhausted the entire list (there are new entries almost daily) but here a few that I think should be added, if they are not on the website already:
  • Romance Novels about Amish People
  • The Enthusiastic "Hug Everyone" Guy who, if he weren't at church, would be carefully avoided and shunned as a potential molester
  • Buying New Members with Awesome Freebies (Mugs, Luncheons, candy bars, etc. for first timers)
  • Saying their church is "not the typical church"
  • Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. 
  • Joining a church to "meet someone" (AKA- Find a spouse)
  • Being green but still using Styrofoam cups
You're welcome. 

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