Here is a link to the website: http://www.jonacuff.com/stuffchristianslike/
Go there and check it out. The list is quite extensive, and it discusses such important items as
- Rob Bell (#28- please note that this was pre Love Wins)
- Metrosexual Worship Leaders (#43)
- Disguising Gossip as Prayer (#81..you know people who do this!)
- Using "Let me pray about it" as a synonym for "No" (#116)
- Breaking up after a retreat (#154)
- Using "Love on" As a Verb (#192)
- Fearing the Rapture would come before you lost your virginity (#64)
- Romance Novels about Amish People
- The Enthusiastic "Hug Everyone" Guy who, if he weren't at church, would be carefully avoided and shunned as a potential molester
- Buying New Members with Awesome Freebies (Mugs, Luncheons, candy bars, etc. for first timers)
- Saying their church is "not the typical church"
- Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
- Joining a church to "meet someone" (AKA- Find a spouse)
- Being green but still using Styrofoam cups
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